I write book for you.

Preorder Melidora now!  Here! <–That’s a link!

I wrote a real novel.  This is my second one, actually.  Ryan Valle did the cover art, so there’s no speaking squares on it or anything.  But seriously: everyone you know will love this book.  Really.  It’s honestly good, and I worked very hard on it.  Editing cost me $800 – that’s some clams.

If you love me, or have ever loved me, or ever plan to love me in the future, preorder now.  For the children.

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